Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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