Midget sex pt 2 tonight
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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