i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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