I think I am morally bankrupt
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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