how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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