the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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