We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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