How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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