Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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