Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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