OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
