Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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