have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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