road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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