Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize