he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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