Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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