Buhtt sex?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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