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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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