Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Sext me about skeletons
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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