I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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