we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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