Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
