I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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