at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
