i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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