You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
