Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
