ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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