I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
the liver wants what the liver wants
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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