No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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