But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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