she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
My vagina just clenched in fear
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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