i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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