he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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