found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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