Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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