2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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