I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
