So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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