I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
