its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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