How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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