I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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