i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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