I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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