Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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