You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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