I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just threw up on my dentist
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And then my night got REAL pukey
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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