We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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