he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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