maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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