WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He did a backflip because drugs
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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