beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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