Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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