if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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