Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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