She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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